"Good evening Sports Fiends! Welcome to the WMBBL! The Dolohov Doombulls had the eyes on the prize versus the Primordial Goons! The Lizards were quick out of the gate but not slippery enough to evade the forces of Chaos! The Doombulls were led by Team Captain Abraxus Bane who picked up 1 Touchdown and 1 Casualty. Beastman Calgus Marrow racked up 2 Casualties. Warrior Azazel Brawl added 1 more to the Casualty count and the Doombulls MVP was Warrior Dagon Lastbreath. When asked after the match what he thought of the Goons, he responded 'They taste like chicken !' The Goons were held pointless, but not for lack of effort. We spoke with Goons Game MVP SoBek who thought the team was simply "Kissed by Nuffle" which translates to unlucky."
"If you ask me Jim, those little guys got off lucky! Not nearly enough carnage for me this game! I'm hoping next time I watch the Goons I see them really sink their teeth into their opponents! Like really tear some flesh! As for the Doombulls, I know enough about Chaos to say nothing but nice things about that herd of goats, I mean starting lineup."
"The final score here was 2-0 for the Doombulls in an exciting inaugural game! Join us next time whenever that will be for more from what should be a great season of Blood Bowl!"
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